Theese is wrrong.

I have rrealized that the horse's face is on my blog. Theese wheel no do. no. I am the author, Not the horse.

I must go sit on the humann's head so she breathes no more. prr jess.

of course you geeve me awarrrds

Hokay, So I threatened the horse unteel he give me the award. jess.

Howeverrr I will not accept yourr terms. I will not nominate other blogs. no.

I will keep theese award to myself. jess. Theese ees because I am the Cat-tator. jess. Thereforre I am the only winner of the awards. prr jess.