Zee puppy must be squashed!

Theese is wrrong.

I have rrealized that the horse's face is on my blog. Theese wheel no do. no. I am the author, Not the horse.

I must go sit on the humann's head so she breathes no more. prr jess.

of course you geeve me awarrrds

Hokay, So I threatened the horse unteel he give me the award. jess.

Howeverrr I will not accept yourr terms. I will not nominate other blogs. no.

I will keep theese award to myself. jess. Theese ees because I am the Cat-tator. jess. Thereforre I am the only winner of the awards. prr jess.

another cat-tator punishing her humans. jess

hairr sprray. jess.

If you wearr ze hairr sprray theen I will eat your hairr and theen I will Keel you. jess. prr jess.
When I eat your hairr I will bite and use the talons to keel your hairr. If you twitch or squirm I will use the back talons too. jess.

Hokay

herrre is a new rrrule. Eef you displeasse me theen I, El Gato, will sit on your head. Jess. Today ze small dog was under ze blanket and I sat on heem. jess. I have scrrrratched heem thrrrree times and he did not give up and bow to me, El Gato, so I had to sit on heem. jess. I was not successful in Keeling heem but I will trrry again. Prr Jess.

hi

Hi I'm Monty. I'm new to this family but I've discovered something. One of the cats thinks that she is some kind of dictator or something. She makes me call her "El Pud" or "My Cat-tator" and she says "jess" alot. I think it means yes. If I try to call her by her name "Misu" she hits me.

I'm confused.

Oh NO! She's coming!! You'd better hide.....