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zee mani festo and rrrules of El Pud. your Cat-tator.
How to speak Cat
Hallo. I am your Cat-tator. I am Misu. You howeverrr must call me "El Gato" or "El Pudd". I will teach you how to speak like me. jess.
"mmmJess","prrJess" or "jess" = yes
"ze"= the
"--rrrr" = a rolled or purred "r"
"cat-tator"= dictator who happens to be a cat
"Misu"= even though you aren't allowed to say it it's pronounced "me-sue".
"leezerds"= lizards, a delicacy
"keel you"= kill you. what will happen if her name is spoken
"mani festo"= manifesto
"een"=in
"theese"=this
Do you underrrstand now? Jess? Now you must check here often to know how to behave een my cat-tatorship. Ze rrrules will change. often. If you do not follow my rrrules, I will Keel you. PrrrJess.
"mmmJess","prrJess" or "jess" = yes
"ze"= the
"--rrrr" = a rolled or purred "r"
"cat-tator"= dictator who happens to be a cat
"Misu"= even though you aren't allowed to say it it's pronounced "me-sue".
"leezerds"= lizards, a delicacy
"keel you"= kill you. what will happen if her name is spoken
"mani festo"= manifesto
"een"=in
"theese"=this
Do you underrrstand now? Jess? Now you must check here often to know how to behave een my cat-tatorship. Ze rrrules will change. often. If you do not follow my rrrules, I will Keel you. PrrrJess.
1 comment:
I gave you an award, now quit threatening me.
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